1. Mind Reader
Think of a number. The app will make a suspiciously confident executive prediction.
Awaiting psychic quarterly forecast…
2. Business Spell
Generate a magical consultant sentence that sounds expensive but somehow useful.
The boardroom cauldron is warming up…
3. Coin Vanisher
Click to vanish, reappear, and reconcile the missing coin. Accounting approved.
🪙 Coin present. Controls operating normally.
4. Magic Translator
Type something ordinary and transform it into wizard-grade business speak.
Your enchanted memo appears here.
5. Deal Oracle
Ask whether a deal will close. The oracle is legally classified as entertainment.
Crystal ball is buffering over secure HTTPS…
6. Rabbit KPI
Summon a fake KPI dashboard. The rabbit refuses to use spreadsheets.
ARR ✨ waiting | churn 🐇 hidden | sparkle margin TBD
Security Note
This demo is static and browser-only: no login, no database, no tracking, no server-side storage. It is just HTML/CSS/JS served over HTTPS from the Proxmox ingress. The hat is not SOC 2 certified.